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baconbroderick:

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If those hills were alive, they ain’t now…

obshasatumbleriguess:

baconbroderick:

The most important .gif

If those hills were alive, they ain’t now…

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Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x

I’m so jealous, he does a better french braid than i do! 

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yolucas:

i dedicate this song 2 u the one who never sees the truth thaT ITS NOT FUCKING OKAY TO MOB AND ATTACK BAND MEMBERS YOU FUCKS

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chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

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best-of-memes:

this man won the internet

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calumfood:

if you wanna make 5sos happy

  1. show them titties
  2. talk about their music
  3. don’t make up drama and shitty rumours
  4. tALK ABOUT THEIR AMAZING MUSIC!!444!4
  5. DON’T MOB THEM!!44!!4%! DO NOT
  6. DON’T TRY TO BREAK INTO THEIR HOTEL ROOM!!4!!!4!4
  7. DON’T JUMP ON THEIR FUCKING CAR BC IT’S DUMB AND DANGEROUS
  8. show them titties

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sanhaim:

t-h-o-t-h:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

i think we found the opposite of nash greir

I’m glad people are seeing this

As a guy, I agree with him 100% we are dicks and we are not worth it.

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bleu:

send this to nash grier’s parents

bleu:

send this to nash grier’s parents

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mauridianhallow:

starkid-nerdfighter:

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

Fuck right off

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arcticalum:

loveslucas:

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he’s not stretching he’s just showing off his new armpit hairs

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killermuffins89:

selfloathinggay:

Little did the reader know that the author’s dad routinely abused her, and kept up an affair with the school teacher.  The school teacher knew of the molestation but didn’t say anything out of her love for the author’s father.  Lisa was protecting this girl, because Lisa was also a victim of sexual abuse from her father as well.”

ARE WE ALL IGNORING HOW UTTERLY FUCKING CREEPY THIS IS HOLY SHIT

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skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

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fuckyeahcommunity:

gamergirl1985:

lookatthissexything:

so my mom left me and my sister home alone for the month so

we

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entire

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living room

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fort

You are living my dream.

this blog may turn into something that just honors all the blanket forst on tumblr

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officialbluearmy:

believersneverdie5:

FUCK YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

i think we all know how much i’m going to cry in ‘the fallen son’ lets be honest.

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